Are we in a gay sports bar?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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