Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
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yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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