You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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