how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
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I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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