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ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!

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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?

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(646): ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE! (812): ? (646): Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that? http://tfl.nu/5o1s

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.

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(608): I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday. http://tfl.nu/an09

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(256): View more from Alabama

Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.

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(256): Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation. http://tfl.nu/su8c

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(614): View more from Ohio

I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait

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(614): I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait http://tfl.nu/idzg

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(512): View more from Texas

I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.

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(512): I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself. http://tfl.nu/i5og

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(419): View more from Ohio

I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.

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(419): I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done. http://tfl.nu/5j5b

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.

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(307): Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka. http://tfl.nu/40xv

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money

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(403): Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money http://tfl.nu/gvry

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(314): View more from Missouri

Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night

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(314): Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night http://tfl.nu/zfrq

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Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.

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(816): Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion. http://tfl.nu/6cof

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i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point

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(218): i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point http://tfl.nu/qeeg

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!

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(918): You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner! http://tfl.nu/v9u1

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.

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(202): He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot. http://tfl.nu/ubxb

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(209): View more from California

I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore

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(209): I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore http://tfl.nu/6h5d

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Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole

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(447): Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole http://tfl.nu/m1fc

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