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(205): View more from Alabama

I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...

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(313): View more from Michigan

you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth

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(231): View more from Michigan

Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs

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(804): View more from Virginia

Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"

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(443): View more from Maryland

We still on for coffee?

(410): View more from Maryland

Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.

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(954): View more from Florida

Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.

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(734): View more from Michigan

P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.

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