this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
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So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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