i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
You did what with his pubic hair?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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