He asked to "fluff my boner.."
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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