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Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
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Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
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Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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