Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
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you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
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Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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