What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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