Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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