How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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