Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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