My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
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We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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