i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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