But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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