How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize
