I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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