He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
God, I missed his penis.
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