love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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