So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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