worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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