I must be too annoying 4 u.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
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