Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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