ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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