Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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