No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
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I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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