Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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