Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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