I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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