I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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