Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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