CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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