Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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