My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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