Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
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thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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