i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
How does one acquire holy water?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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