is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
