i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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