Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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