cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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