What a fucking waste of an outfit
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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