all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
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