winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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