Don't you send me to vm
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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