As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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