we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
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