He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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