Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
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I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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