these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
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