So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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