what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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