We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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