We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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